Dems find THE key!

Well, for awhile it appeared that the Dems could really use some help.

They talked a good game, put on their war paint, danced around the stage last week and, generally, stirred up a lot of dust while worshiping at the alter of "O'Biden".

But reports have come trickling in that the ever-present Dems have actually procured a tool that will execute all of their fondest desires and fantasies. The tool...

• Is in their grasp...
• Will promote confidence...
• Ensure constancy of use...
  
• Is sure to satisfy their innermost political and social cravings...
  
• Renders immediate partisan results...
  
• Will assuage any alarm or panic to their constituency...
• Will serve to rally the Democratic party faithful...
  
• Will inspire party confidence...
• Will be replicated at all levels of government...
• Will be manufactured to customer specifications and requirements...
• Is Union approved...
• Is endorsed by The Sierra Club, PETA, The Brady Campaign, and Al Gore...
  

The tool is non other than...





(Good luck to all of my Democratic friends out there. Your confidence is now my confidence!)

-TMS