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Thursday, December 13, 2007

We're moving!


In honor of Albert Gore's recent recognition by the Nobel prize committee, I'm thinking of moving the family to East Texas. Now which city is most appropriate, do you suppose?

-TMS

3 Comments:

Blogger Troy M. Stirman said...

I can't believe that no one hazarded a guess on this one...scroll down.















(Kilgore, TX. is the answer!)

11:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OK, I'll bite. Don't move to "Kilgore". You might "Scrap" your plans, be more "Humble" and take a more "Longview" of things. Stay away from "Bogus Springs", "Town Bluff", "Uncertain" and "Little Hope" (that's where Al has winter homes). His summer home is in, of course, "Burning Bush".
He has campaign headquarters in "Votaw", "Bobo" and "Cheeseland".
If you believe in global warming, "Coldspring" is the just the place. But knowing you, the ideal place is "Cut and Shoot", Texas, but "Jot 'Em Down" and "Who'd Thought It" might also suit you. All real E-TX towns!

5:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did I mention there is another sizable Gore campaign headquarters in "Looneyville"? And the best for last - Mr. Stirman, your very best bet would be to move to "Gun Barrel City". - Todd C

5:13 PM  

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