Wile, Wit, Wisdom & Weaponry

Ruminations, Opinions & Debate about the world as I see it and the toys that make it bearable!

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Friday, September 28, 2007

Need a Caption....

This picture deserves a caption. It is not doctored. It is a real live critter purchased by a pet store in the Northeast. Give it your best shot...

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

How do you spell, "Fool"? (T.A.S.E.R)

This on the news wire today. A University of Florida student elbows his way to the microphone during a public Q & A with guest lecturer, Senator John Kerry. The student thanks Senator Kerry for appearing at the forum and then launches into a diatribe concerning the 2004 election. When asked to leave the forum, the student belligerently continues his heated questioning until the microphone is turned off. The student then goes berserk and the police become involved.

What does TASER stand for you might ask? Wikipedia defines it as: The name Taser is an acronym for "Thomas A. Swift's Electric Rifle". Arizona inventor Jack Cover designed it in 1969; naming it for the science fiction teenage inventor and adventurer character Tom Swift.

T hwarted (by)
A rrest (using)
S hock
E mitting
R estraints

Too funny! Next time, act your age employing the maturity of a 21 year old and the police will escort you out of the building sans force. What did you think they would do, entice you with a lollipop and a smile?