Need a Caption
Can anyone come up with a witty caption for this photo? (EX. The Bears' Necessity)
(Photo was 'ripped' from the Field & Stream webpage today. Shot was taken in Denali Park, AK. Thanks F&S.)
-TMS
(Photo was 'ripped' from the Field & Stream webpage today. Shot was taken in Denali Park, AK. Thanks F&S.)
-TMS
posted by Troy M. Stirman | 12:56 PM
8 Comments:
All I've got is 'ew'. Good thing I'm not faced with "the circle of life" on a regular basis. Blech.
How about, "Mom, do we HAVE to have caribou soup again?" Dad.
I love these surf and turf restaurants.
Orion- good to hear from you. Loved your comment!
-TMS
Oh goodie! My favorite dessert - Elk float!
Mike- that's a caribou. No elk in Denali Park (that I know of!)...
Listen, I steer you eat then you steer and I'll eat!
Bears on the West Bank of the Yukon mounted a violent protest today in support of Congress' plans to prevent oil drilling in ANWR. "You want to see dead caribou? We'll show you dead caribou!" they said, before killing and partially consuming a wandering member of a caribou pack. "We're innundated with caribou since you built the last pipeline, and we're sick of it," said a bear sow. "I have two sons, and they look at me like I'm an idiot when I tell them about having to eat berries and moths. With all the caribou around here they're getting fat and stupid. More pipelines and the North Slope will be wall-to-wall caribou, how am I supposed to raise children to understand the meaning of food and hunting if all you need to do to get a snack is wave a paw. Those pipelines are destroying our traditional way of life." More protests are planned whenever the bears get hungry again.
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